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makeyourlistMy sister is so full of bullshit. Where does she think I learned the value of excuses from? Sure as hell wasn't from mom.
Excuses Anna (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vivo_per_ardua) Uses Frequently
1. [Insert name here] is an idiot.
2. It's not my fault.
3. I suck at lying.
4. I suck at conversation.
5. Mama said so.
6. Your father is a manipulative bastard.
7. You're too young to understand.
8. I'm busy.
9. I hate crowds.
10. I'm a cop.
11. I'm the oldest.
12. You don't know how to defend yourself.
13. Because I said so.
14. The cats need watching.
15. I'm not pushing the issue.
And one not-frequent one:
-I have a deranged parolee after me.
[OOC: Anna's list of Eva's excuses]
Excuses Anna (
vivo_per_ardua) Uses Frequently1. [Insert name here] is an idiot.
2. It's not my fault.
3. I suck at lying.
4. I suck at conversation.
5. Mama said so.
6. Your father is a manipulative bastard.
7. You're too young to understand.
8. I'm busy.
9. I hate crowds.
10. I'm a cop.
11. I'm the oldest.
12. You don't know how to defend yourself.
13. Because I said so.
14. The cats need watching.
15. I'm not pushing the issue.
And one not-frequent one:
-I have a deranged parolee after me.
[OOC: Anna's list of Eva's excuses]
