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Eva Brooks ([personal profile] justknowthatlook) wrote2008-11-27 04:25 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] criminal_issues (10 points). In June I set [livejournal.com profile] and_twosyllable's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I broke [livejournal.com profile] dontcallmebitch's X-Box (-12 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] beallyoucanbe a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-84 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
sorella_italia

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